lvrnemalvo:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY FUCKING GOD

(Reblogged from squirticuno)

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

(Source: iraffiruse)

(Reblogged from squirticuno)

heliolisk:

rabidchild67:

the-pietriarchy:

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer

image

the only thing he killin with that face is my asshole

(Reblogged from squirticuno)
Stop comparing yourself with others. If they are good at something, you too are good at something else. Self-confidence is not measured by your own capabilities versus that of others, but by your own needs.

― Stephen Richards
(Reblogged from psych-quotes)
tinalikesbutts:

rebornica:

sweetmetaphors:

This is…*puts on sunglasses*
BALLIN’

10 EXTRA HOURS IN THE OMEGA BALLPIT

Your move, Dashcon

tinalikesbutts:

rebornica:

sweetmetaphors:

This is…*puts on sunglasses*

BALLIN’

10 EXTRA HOURS IN THE OMEGA BALLPIT

Your move, Dashcon

(Reblogged from elly-hiddlesherloki)
Maybe you can afford to wait. Maybe for you there’s a tomorrow. Maybe for you there’s one thousand tomorrows, or three thousand, or ten, so much time you can bathe in it, roll around it, let it slide like coins through you fingers. So much time you can waste it.
But for some of us there’s only today. And the truth is, you never really know.
Lauren Oliver
(Reblogged from kushandwizdom)
niknak79:

Andre is not a happy camper

niknak79:

Andre is not a happy camper

(Reblogged from squirticuno)
Finally, from so little sleeping and so much reading, his brain dried up and he went completely out of his mind.
Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra (via kushandwizdom)
(Reblogged from missanita)
Walk with the dreamers, the believers, the courageous, the cheerful, the planners, the doers, the successful people with their heads in the clouds and their feet on the ground. Let their spirit ignite a fire within you to leave this world better than when you found it…
― Wilferd Peterson
(Reblogged from psych-quotes)
(Reblogged from -fashionaroundtheworld)

(Source: maria-virginia)

(Reblogged from missanita)
Rich people have small TVs and big libraries, and poor people have small libraries and big TVs.
― Zig Ziglar (via psych-quotes)
(Reblogged from missanita)

(Source: dailydavefranco)

(Reblogged from missanita)
Don’t give up! It’s not over. The universe is balanced. Every set-back bears with it the seeds of a come-back.
― Steve Maraboli
(Reblogged from psych-quotes)
Failure should be our teacher, not our undertaker. Failure is delay, not defeat. It is a temporary detour, not a dead end. Failure is something we can avoid only by saying nothing, doing nothing, and being nothing.
― Denis Waitley
(Reblogged from psych-quotes)